THE CHARISMATIC WOMAN
You have just found the best party online where all the cool chicks hang out, and you are about to be one of them.
If you’ve forgotten the last time you felt like you were actually in charge of your own damn life, let alone remember the last time you took a shower or had an afternoon to yourself, we can relate.
That is exactly why we created the Charismatic Woman’s Club.
– Lisa M. Hayes
Congratulations! You Just Found Your People. Can I Get a Hallelujah?!?
When was the last time you really felt that way, and by that way, I mean gorgeous? I’m talking about beautiful on the inside and the outside. I’m talking about feeling like you really are the Queen of your home, and your life.
When was the last time you felt like that?
If you’re like most women, that feeling is about as hard to track down as the perfect fitting pair of jeans in a store without a dressing room.
The expectations for women are high these days, sky high to be exact.
You are in charge of a household,
and maybe some kids,
and maybe some pets, which are a lot like kids,
and maybe a job,
and maybe caretaking a parent or two or three,
and maybe a bunch of bills,
And as if that weren’t enough…
You are supposed to have a fulfilling relationship,
and maybe more than just a job, maybe a career you love,
And as if that weren’t enough…
You are supposed to look and feel like bombshell on the cover of Cosmo 24/7 doing it all, and maybe grow spiritually as a person, and have something that feels like fun, with a smile on your face most of the time, and maybe some rockin’ sex. Remember rockin’ sex?? Wouldn’t that be nice?
Good f*cking luck. Nobody told you you’d need to have superpowers you weren’t born with just to get it all done. Chances are pretty high, if you’re a woman, you’re more obsessed with the prospect of a nap and a shower than almost anything else.
However, here’s the good news portion of our little talk.
You don’t have to feel that way because that’s not the way it’s supposed to work.
There’s a different way.
There’s a better way.
There’s a way of doing this whole thing that’s a lot more fun, and works a lot
better, AND you don’t have to do it alone.
~Cue some sort of “better together”, girl power, Beyoncé fueled, anthem in the back of your head.~
You get to do it with a whole lot of very cool friends who’ve got your back, and maybe even your front. You know, the kind of BFFs that will hold your hair back when you’re sick, help find the rainbows when you’re sad, and let you know when you’ve got kale stuck in your teeth, virtually of course.
Who’s going to turn down having more BFFs???
No one. That’s who.
Ok. Good talk. We’re all on the same page now.
This is doable.
What You’ll Learn in the Charismatic Woman’s Club
How to use that mystical force called Law of Attraction like a boss to get a life you love, for real, not for pretend. None of that looking good on the outside feeling like sh*t on the inside business here.
How to use pleasure as a fuel that sets your life on fire, in the right way, so you can stop living like a one armed firefighter putting out the kind of mini-blazes in your life you do not want.
How to flirt like a little girl in a candy store to get exactly what you want with laser accuracy and sugar on top.
How to bring your own good time to the party, and trust me Girlfriend, wherever you show up, should be a party. If it’s not a party up in there, the wheels fell off the bus somewhere along the line. Do you know where your wheels are??
How to feel super-hot and sexy in your baggy yoga pants and a t-shirt, your hottest red dress, or absolutely buck assed naked. REALLY – imagine for a moment, feeling hot naked. That’s worth the price of admission and about a million dollars alone.
Why femininity is your most powerful business asset and how to bring it to the boardroom. Goddess in charge is way more attractive than clawing your way to the top, right???
How to demand and receive your pleasure at work, at home, and in the bedroom in such a way that people can’t help themselves but give you anything you’re sweet little heart desires. Desires – remember those??
How to work magic, make magic, and be magic. You know you want that. If that doesn’t inspire you, you need to rent Practical Magic again my friend. It’s still on Netflix.
Why being your most Charismatic, Rockstar self makes you a better mother, wife, girlfriend, sister, or friend. Here’s a clue. Taking care of you first is the most important thing you can do for the people who love you.
What real sex appeal is and why it has nothing to do with being “model” pretty or thin. Girlfriend, you’ve got this one in the bag, simply because you were born with a vagina – and if you’re Caitlyn, no vagina required.
How to be a red hot smokin’ lover and why settling for less is a sure path to shriveling up as a woman. You do not want that. Trust me. Shriveled is never sexy.
You’ll get access to super-useful classes like:
- Ageless the LOA Way
- Intuition Training
- Self-Care Academy
- LOA Ass Kicking, the Stiletto Edition
- Score Your Soulmate
- 21st Century Goddess School
- Body Love Bootcamp
And many more…
Most importantly we’ll be introducing YOU to YOU – the Queen in charge version of yourself that’s having more fun, living more brightly, spreading your joy, and feeling like an A-lister on the red carpet, even if you drive a minivan and you’re covered in baby spit up or kitty vomit. You know you want that. Everyone wants that.
How does it work?
One incredibly juicy group call a week. Wednesday at 11 a.m. PST. – don’t worry if you can’t make the call. We’ve got you covered with recordings.
You will have access to Lisa, the experts, and your fellow new BFFs via an online forum between calls. There’s a lot of juicy girl talk going on up in that forum.
Next to nothing.
I mean seriously next to nothing!
We’re talking the price of a latte and a day old muffin. $8.00 a month gets you a ticket into the Charismatic Woman’s Club.
Who wants in??
You will receive all your sign up info within 24 hours of subscription.